I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.
"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
"they’re just joking"
"you’re just going through a phase"
"you’ll get used to it"
"so do you have a boyfriend yet?"
"don’t be offended, that’s just how they talked in their time."
you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
- Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
- Random Old Lady:*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
- ROL:Isn't he a little old for you?
- Me:Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
- Dad:*chokes into his drink*
- ROL:You should respect your elders.
- Me:You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
- Dad:*chokes on his drink again*
- ROL:*storms off*
- Dad:*looks at me with a disapproving look*
- Dad:Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.