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godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

allycat3945:

illegally-ginger:

arousedean:

whitebeltwriter:

decertatio:

werewolfnl:

frostingpeetaswounds:

prince-of-mametown:

dreamerofderse:

"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"

”..and homophobic”

"and sexist"

"and claim to be none of these things"

"they’re just joking"

"you’re just going through a phase"

"you’ll get used to it"

"so do you have a boyfriend yet?" 

"don’t be offended, that’s just how they talked in their time."

bigbardafree:

you know that stage you went through where you hated being a girl and you just resented yourself and everything having to do with girly things because you were so sick of pink and barbies being pushed on you so you like full force rejected that shit and you were just so full of hate and vitriol at anything even the slightest bit “girly” yeah gender norms will fuck you up

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

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tragic-silhouette:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Me as a parent

  • Me:*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*
  • Random Old Lady:*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')
  • ROL:Isn't he a little old for you?
  • Me:Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.
  • Dad:*chokes into his drink*
  • ROL:You should respect your elders.
  • Me:You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?
  • Dad:*chokes on his drink again*
  • ROL:*storms off*
  • Dad:*looks at me with a disapproving look*
  • Me:What?
  • Dad:Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.
boneswolf:

norcumi:

ladiesplusjunk:

that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.

Just beautiful.

want

boneswolf:

norcumi:

ladiesplusjunk:

that’s how you make armor for women, no bullshit boob cups.

Just beautiful.

want

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

cinematic-freak:

SEASON 10.3 CLIP FROM COMIC CON x

THANK YOU z31230046 FOR FINALLY UPLOADING IT.

SPOILERS BELOW THE CUT LINE IF YOU HAVEN’T PRESSED PLAY YET, WHICH YOU SHOULD. AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

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tastefullyoffensive:

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