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iwilltearthepetalsoffofyou:

twerkinwhitegirl:

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I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS EVER SINCE I HEARD THAT FUCKING SLUT-SHAMING SONG

straightprivileges:

SO THE OTHER DAY MY AP ENGLISH TEACHER WAS TRYING TO EMPHASIZE THE IMPORTANT OF PROPER USE OF PUNCTUATION AND SHE SHOWED US THIS

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sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

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equinoxfolf:

sixpenceee:

So according to the story posted on reddit, the person who called this number experienced some very traumatizing things. Basically it’s a number that asks you if you would like to “remodel” and basically kills the person you choose to “remodel”. 
At the end the guy himself was scheduled for “remodeled” 
I thought it was some sort of stupid, urban legend someone made up to get attention but then I read through the comments, and the people who actually called the number faced the same thing. 


I’m going to remain skeptical and say it’s just a plumbing/electric company and people are just hyping it up. 
But I can’t know for sure. Nor do I have the guts to actually call the number.
Are you guys brave enough? 

Now i know what to give an asshole if they ask for my number

^THAT WAS THE MOST PERFECT RESPONSE TO MY POST.
R.I.P SIXPENCEEE BECAUSE I JUST DIED 
but in all seriousness, here are some testimonials thus far people have given me






If you call this number you will hear exactly as the story says, that’s a guarantee.
But like I said in the beginning of the post I’m pretty sure it’s just a set up, so don’t worry guys.
Never the less, this really scared me. 


DAMN for a joke, this guy put SO much effort into it. 10/10, best horror prank ever. 
Also I found out the original writer has a tumblr
Send him some love for this perfect creepiness. 

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

equinoxfolf:

sixpenceee:

So according to the story posted on reddit, the person who called this number experienced some very traumatizing things. Basically it’s a number that asks you if you would like to “remodel” and basically kills the person you choose to “remodel”. 

At the end the guy himself was scheduled for “remodeled” 

I thought it was some sort of stupid, urban legend someone made up to get attention but then I read through the comments, and the people who actually called the number faced the same thing. 

I’m going to remain skeptical and say it’s just a plumbing/electric company and people are just hyping it up. 

But I can’t know for sure. Nor do I have the guts to actually call the number.

Are you guys brave enough? 

Now i know what to give an asshole if they ask for my number

^THAT WAS THE MOST PERFECT RESPONSE TO MY POST.

R.I.P SIXPENCEEE BECAUSE I JUST DIED 

but in all seriousness, here are some testimonials thus far people have given me

If you call this number you will hear exactly as the story says, that’s a guarantee.

But like I said in the beginning of the post I’m pretty sure it’s just a set up, so don’t worry guys.

Never the less, this really scared me. 

DAMN for a joke, this guy put SO much effort into it. 10/10, best horror prank ever. 

Also I found out the original writer has a tumblr

Send him some love for this perfect creepiness. 

Yes the trailer for season 2 of Orange is the New Black is out!!! I am so ready for this, can’t wait for June!!

roosterteeth:

Moving Day at the RT office: part 1 

We are sad to leave, but so excited for what the future holds in the new building!

dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

Haha

kripke-is-my-king:

snaileggs:

voxlunch:

camwoodstock:

shaggy2pope:

grimandhopeless:

These are all extremely fair points

the first one especially speaks to me on a spiritual level

the last one is the most true shit ever

boys get the good shit

girls get “sexy ___”

whats next “sexy object”

because that’s what people are seeing girls as

Windmill slam reblog

But sometimes you want that sexy powerful character so girls can be like “hell fucking yeah she’s hot and can kick ass and I can do the same” like wonder woman

you can be sexy and powerful without being unrealistic

niceboysdontplayrockorroll:

atlanticgold:

here is a crazy fact for you

there are currently 50 BILLION CHICKENS alive right now

fifty billion chickens

can you even comprehend how many that is

fifty 

billion 

chickens

Think of the nuggets

shadowstep-of-bast:

imagine a muggleborn in hogwarts starts singing Bohemian Rhapsody under their breath and then another muggleborn notices and starts singing along

and then suddenly all the muggleborns in the area are belting out the lyrics and head banging and every single pureblood is left utterly confused

cyber-flirting:

solar-citrus:

CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.

Don’t forget that drinking plenty of water and tea, eating a healthy diet and daily exercise will make a HUGE difference with your complexion.  Touching your face frequently is also a big no-no.  Everyone’s skin is different, so experiment with your own treatment routines and find what best suits you!!  I think this is a topic that’s almost taboo to talk about, but everyone has it, so we might as well help each other out with what we’ve found successful, right!?

YO THIS IS WHATS UP

"I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance."
Jon Stewart (via softdean) ←
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